lauren

nayx:

ridge:

it’s ok girl

i actually cannot breathe at the moment and people at work are looking at me

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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birdsarethebest:

bolto:

pats

scratchies are the best

sicknethi:

homee

sicknethi:

homee



Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

College essay: write about a moment that changed your life
Me: Im a Slave 4 U at 2001 VMAs
britney2007spears:

I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy, cause you are not that kind of girl yOU FUCKING BITCH *throws drink*

britney2007spears:

I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy, cause you are not that kind of girl yOU FUCKING BITCH *throws drink*

lameust:

strangepicturesofshrek:


what are you doing in my swamp


 

lameust:

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp